#146 After 2 Beers - Are you okay with house sitters sleeping in your bed?
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Dutch Daulton:
Welcome to the After 2 Beers podcast on Dutch doll joined as always by Kimika Blurb.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's me.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, I wanna make sure we clear this up right off the bat. I get often, I get asked about 2 beers. And they're like, just 2 beers and no. That's the minimum.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's the men.
Dutch Daulton:
Before we're allowed to start, it's well more than that. Yes. Oh, I'm getting echo. I'm getting feedback from in there.
Kimi Gibbler:
They have a speaker earlier.
AJ:
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
It sound like yeah. So No. It's definitely more than 2 beers. That's just the minimum. And then, at that point, we continue to move forward.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's enough to get the filter off.
Dutch Daulton:
Right. So if this is your first time watching the show, now you understand why we're called after 2 beers. And then we discuss whatever we wanna discuss that week and, you know, that's what we do.
Kimi Gibbler:
We just go on tangents.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. So coming up on this week's show, we're gonna talk about a link that Gibbler sent me, but I also 1 of our Patreon sponsors Eric Eller sent me. It was 2 beers and a puppy. And it's basically like a sociology experiment. I stumbled over my own words there.
But we're gonna talk about that. And then we have the Am I, the asshole segment, that it's an interesting 1 this week. We've got Gibblers Giblets And then a to b news, a prankster shut down a high school in Texas, and he sent 6 of his peers to the hospital with fart spray. It's That
Kimi Gibbler:
stuff can gag you.
Dutch Daulton:
I'm telling you, they looked for the cause of the smell for 3 days. Fire officials.
Speaker 4:
Fire officials? Fire officials.
Dutch Daulton:
Yes. Yeah. We got that story coming up. A bill in Wisconsin has been proposed that will allow 4 teen year olds to serve alcohol.
Kimi Gibbler:
The What?
Dutch Daulton:
Literally. I'm serious. Like, you could go to a bar. And order a beer and a 14 year old will hand it to you. Yeah.
I got that coming up. That's just weird. Yeah. And who would have thought this? At least it's a 31 day month.
It is national masturbation month. Oh. I didn't know such an event existed. I'll tell you what president is responsible for national masturbation month. Hands down.
The best 1, apparently. Then hands up, then hands down. Right.
Kimi Gibbler:
Heat up, hands down.
Dutch Daulton:
And I'll tell you about a job that's actually looking to pay people a thousand dollars a year pleasure yourself with their toys and just write reviews. You get paid money.
Kimi Gibbler:
Just to try a different thing.
Dutch Daulton:
Just making ends meet. Alright. Before we get started, I wanna make sure we do our thank yous. We wanna make sure we thank our Patreon sponsors including our newest member, Debbie burdett. Thank you so much, Debbie, for becoming a member.
It it allows us to continue to a lot, you know, we do these things. We don't have advertisements. We'd take some. I'd sell out in a minute.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. Anybody wanna add ties.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Absolutely. But I'm not gonna try to get you to go buy a bed and use our link or anything like that. That's what Patreon is for. So thank you to Debbie and all the other members that contribute to the the fund.
We greatly appreciate all of you. And if you get a chance, go to our web page after 2 beers. That's the number 2, and you can find a link to Patreon, and I think Kevin just scrolled across the bottom there. Just patreon dot com slash after 2 beers, and that will allow you to become an official patron of the After 2 Years podcast.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's right. Definitely.
Dutch Daulton:
And I've got some new stickers that I'm supposed to get in the mail tomorrow And I will send out a couple of those to each of the Patreon sponsors. It's this Naomi The Clown thing that you asked me to put together. We'll show that on next week's show. And also while you're looking at the web page, I've been diving into AI. Artificial intelligence, like the Chat GBT and that kind of thig.
Yeah. And I wanna release some of our podcasts that we've done in the past on some kinda cool topics are relevant to the day. We did an indy 500 episode. Just you and I 1 night at Smiley's. This was 5 years ago.
And I did a really cool interview with the late Bob Jenkins, who was the voice of IMS for years. And actually was from Richmond. Yeah. Yeah. So I got that, and I'll release that.
I also wanna make sure we thank our buddy, Kevin Shook, who Has this amazing place. So if you're looking to do either live video or audio, make sure you reach out to global What's your exact web page? Or what's the best way to get a hold of you guys?
Kevin Shook:
Global media enterprise dot org or scan the huge ass QR code that's on the window. Eighth in Main Street in Richmond.
Dutch Daulton:
There you go. Also, I want to make sure we talk about our event on June third with Vampire and blood the TikTok famous individuals. We will be at the 09:11 tavern here in Richmond from 12 to 3PM that day. So you can come out and meet them And then we'll be hanging out too probably. And
Kimi Gibbler:
Come have a beer
Dutch Daulton:
with us. I'm not a day drinker, but I made that day.
AJ:
Yep.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. So there we go. Alright. Thank you, mom. My mom given me some props on my the Indy 501.
Alright. Here we go. So here's our first thing that we're gonna discuss. If you're watching, feel free to jump in with comments. We'd love to get comments from you.
That's how we make this more fun. But so you sent me this. I got it from Eric Eller's, and apparently, it comes from an article that was written for Esquire. And it was also referenced in a book called work works well with others from a guy from named Ross McCammon, and it's 2 beers and a puppy, a helpful detest or excuse me, helpful test for determining how you feel about somebody.
Kimi Gibbler:
Okay.
Dutch Daulton:
Now you've read this.
Kimi Gibbler:
I have.
Dutch Daulton:
And do you feel like it's spot on?
Kimi Gibbler:
I do.
Dutch Daulton:
Alright. Here we go. So if if you're watching, You can start thinking about the people in your life, whether it's a family member, a coworker, maybe it's your mate, God, I hope it's not your mate. But anyway, here it goes. 2 beers and a puppy is a test that I developed while working on an Esquire story.
On the American son of a bitch. I don't know what that is, but this is from Ross. Anyway, here's the thing. The test is, an order to find out how you actually feel about someone, ask yourself, would I have 2 beers with this person? That's your first question.
And the second 1 is, would I allow this person to look after my puppy over a weekend? Some people are know and know Okay? These are people that are to be avoided at all costs. Some people are yes and no. These people are to be cautiously trusted.
Some people are no and yes. These people are no fun, but they make the world a better place, especially for puppies. And some people are yes and yes. These people are wonderful people in your life and work are better for having them in your life seek them out, collaborate with them, enjoy their company.
AJ:
So there you go.
Kimi Gibbler:
What fun loving people?
Dutch Daulton:
2 beers and a puppy. So I I would consider you a yes and a yes. Right. A. J clearly is.
Kevin Yeah. Yeah. You seem he's got a cat and it hasn't died. So Right.
Kevin Shook:
You can act like a puppy, actually.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. I was gonna say his cat really does act like bubbby. You know The only worry I would have is because I have a psycho dog that would be extremely interested in said Kitty Mameo.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, well, I I think the whole point of it is is that
Kimi Gibbler:
The trust that you have in there.
AJ:
The
Dutch Daulton:
trust. And it's interesting that it's a puppy. Right? Because there's people that I know that are weird about their own kids. Like they won't even let family members watch their kids.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
And a puppy is like you love it, but you know, it's a it's a dog. Yeah. And I don't even mean that negative. I love dog. I like dogs sometimes more than most people.
Kimi Gibbler:
Same.
Dutch Daulton:
Do you have family members that are yes and no?
Kimi Gibbler:
I can't think of any.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, I do. For sure. You just really need to think deep. How far out I mean, think about it. Like there are people that I would consider an acquaintance that I'll be more than happy to have a beer with.
But I wouldn't let them watch my TV, let alone my dog. You know what I mean?
Kimi Gibbler:
Well, you said acquaintance, but like you said family.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, no. That's what I'm saying. There
AJ:
the whole point is
Kimi Gibbler:
There's definitely people outside of my family that yeah. I
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. But I'm talking about like you don't have a cousin on your dad's side or your mom's side or, you know, nothing?
AJ:
No.
Dutch Daulton:
You don't have 1 bad relative.
Kimi Gibbler:
Not that I wouldn't
AJ:
trust my
Kimi Gibbler:
puppy or beers with.
Dutch Daulton:
You are too nice. Because I'm gonna tell you right now, if you aren't living in the Midwest with at least 4 relatives that are sketch, you're full of shit. Or you don't know your family well.
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't know I don't know my dad's family all that well.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. There's about a half dozen on AJ's side that It's really kind of interesting too because I absolutely know and know yes, a ton of them. People that are just boring as hell, but really good people.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, and it is what it is. It's it's really kind of interesting, 2 beers and a puppy. This is You can start to use this now for like first dates or When
Kimi Gibbler:
you go on a date, see if you think that they would be good with with an animal of yours and that you would trust them that much.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. That's a really deep question. Yeah. Like, it I mean, seriously, people
Kimi Gibbler:
Especially because, like, my my doggies are my people
Dutch Daulton:
Well, you know, and I it's actually I love you brought that up too because animals are a big deal to me. Some people will be like, I don't even like puppies. And it's like, I don't even wanna know you really. Right? What kind of tortures have you been through in your life that you can't enjoy the presence of a dog Right.
Dogs are amazing.
AJ:
Mhmm.
Dutch Daulton:
They are amazing.
Kimi Gibbler:
They're awesome.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, I read a study just this week about people that have bad days And like 30 percent, it was a major or not a majority, a large number of people when they get home. They don't wanna talk to their kids or their spouse first. They wanna deal their pet. They would rather on a bad day embrace their pet --
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
-- than their their their even their own kids, which I've been there.
Kimi Gibbler:
Because the dog like, the the pets don't require that much from you. They just want some lovins and and they're good.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. No. You know, it's the old joke, right, about if you lock your wife and a dog in the in your trunk for an hour, and you open it, which one's still happy to see
Kimi Gibbler:
you? Right.
Dutch Daulton:
Right? That's that's kind of a same kinda deal. Right? A cat would just look at you like, shut the trunk, man. I'm sleeping.
AJ:
Right? What
Dutch Daulton:
tells your problem?
Kimi Gibbler:
I'd be in there with a puppy just going like, oh, we're fine. We're fine.
Dutch Daulton:
I will say I will use this as an opportunity for me here locally. We have a lot of viewers that are here in Wayne County. There's a lot of really good non kill puppy and cat kinda locations. Punizations? Yeah.
There's second chance animal rescue. There's the help shelter. There's the place in Liberty, the Liberty Acres. Lots of really, really good play. I'm sure I'm missing some feel free to drop it in the comments, but this is an absolute big 1 for me.
I I think we all should adopt -- Yes. -- as much as possible. And that and I'm surrounded by amish people that I know are into puppy mills, and that just freaks me out. Yeah. Can't imagine.
Kimi Gibbler:
I'd wanna like, if I bought, like, you know, I actually did buy well, I didn't technically, but I was with somebody that got a dog from the Amish, but they loved their dogs. Like, they were not
Dutch Daulton:
The Amish loved him? Yeah. Yeah. That's what they told you.
Kimi Gibbler:
No. Like, I got to see their habitat and everything.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
Kimi Gibbler:
been demeanor of the parents and
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You mean of the amish parents?
Kimi Gibbler:
No. The dog's appearance. Just
Dutch Daulton:
alright. Well, there you go. 2 beers and a puppy as in inspired by Eric and and Gibbler. I it is an interesting little thing. I think you should ask yourself you should sit down with, like, here's what you should do as a family.
Next year at Thanksgiving. This this coming Thanksgiving. When everybody's getting ready to to eat, just look around the table. And go, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes. You'll start to understand if you've got a real good family or not.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right?
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Or just a bunch of drunks. That are good times. Alright. Anyway, alright.
Let's move on to our second thing, and that is am I the asshole. So I
Kimi Gibbler:
just answer right now?
Dutch Daulton:
Nicely done, touche. Alright. So this again comes to us from Reddit. It's a social media group that can go and join these little subreddits. And it's basically groups that there's everything out there.
I'm not sure if you follow Reddit yet, but if you don't, give it a chance. It's actually kinda cool. But there's a subunit or sub Reddit group called Am I the asshole. And people are allowed to go out there and type out a scenario and then they get real life feedback from individuals. And it's a lot of things on here involve in laws, and stepkids.
There's a lot of that. And, yeah, it's a lot of in law stuff. Right? And actually, that's kinda what I have today. This one's interesting to me.
And this is 1 where I I talked to AJ about it, and she about we about wrecked. She was so passionate about how she felt about this 1. And so if you're watching, I'd love to get your feedback on the ghibli. I wanna hear yours too.
Kimi Gibbler:
Okay.
Dutch Daulton:
Alright. Here we go. Am I the asshole for telling my wife her parents cannot sleep in our bed when they are house sitting. Alright. Let me read it to you.
We went out of town a few weeks ago for a wedding and my in laws came from out of state to watch our daughter. We have a 3 bedroom house with a full guest room and a bathroom on the first floor. Our master and kid's room are upstairs. Before moving in with me, my wife used to let her parents sleep in her bed when they would come visit and she would go sleep on the couch. Well, she asked recently if they could sleep in our master room and I right away said, no.
I do I don't want others. Anyone other than us and our kid in our bed as it feels weird to me and we have a guest room for you know guests. This caused a big fight to happen between my wife and me until she finally caught on to my way of saying things. That's kind of funny.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right?
Dutch Daulton:
She finally caught on.
Kimi Gibbler:
Finally caught on that I'm right. Right. You are wrong.
Dutch Daulton:
But her mom was totally offended at the notion that she was not allowed to sleep in our bed. Am I the asshole here because I don't want my in laws sleeping in my bed? I asked my own parents about it, and Abebo said, they would never even think of asking since we have a guest room already available. All I love these small ones.
Kimi Gibbler:
I'm very split, and I think that sometimes it has to do with, like, would you let your own parents, but not your in laws?
Dutch Daulton:
I don't think I would want either not even I don't think.
Kimi Gibbler:
Between that and then also, you know, probably the want for them to be on that same floor level as the 3 year old. Because the kid's bedroom is upstairs, as they'd probably want to sleep on that same level.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I think that
Kimi Gibbler:
case the kid woke up, etcetera.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. I I think that's you know, that's an interesting point. And as I was reading through this, I actually thought that. I wondered if that was gonna be part of it.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
Right? Now, the part that's interesting to me and this is where AJ and I are both gonna agree a little is
Kimi Gibbler:
That's your sanctuary.
Dutch Daulton:
That's exactly what she called it, I think.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's what I call it. That's like your your own space, your sanctuary that is like
Kevin Shook:
It's like your juices are in that mat mattress already. I'm not sharing that.
Dutch Daulton:
Go ahead, h. Like, sweat.
Speaker 4:
For some reason, like, this really bothers me and gets me fired up I I wouldn't want my parents in my bed, and I've always been really weird about it. And if someone wanted to stay in our bedroom, I would just lose medium shit.
Dutch Daulton:
Right? I I believe you.
Kevin Shook:
Cogitive. I could see your body, I know.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man. I'm telling you. You mean, I can't stay
Kimi Gibbler:
in their room. Right.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, the funny part to me, Kevin, is and you brought up juices. Which I don't even drink juice in bed, so I don't even know why that's weird. But
Kevin Shook:
Your sweat. Oh, yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, there's a lot of
AJ:
that in here.
Kevin Shook:
Body sweat.
Dutch Daulton:
But anyway, you you mentioned the juices, and I thought, you know what? That's very true. It'd be weird sleeping in like a friend of mine's bed.
Kimi Gibbler:
We sleep in -- Right.
Dutch Daulton:
--
Kimi Gibbler:
beds that multiple millions of people have slept in and you go to a hotel.
Dutch Daulton:
I honestly and that was gonna be my thought. Like, for some reason, when it's the hotel, it is very you just think of it as like just a hotel. But when you go into someone's bedroom and you look around, there's pictures, Ryan, there's shit.
Kimi Gibbler:
It's personal space.
Kevin Shook:
Oh, you know what happens.
Dutch Daulton:
Yes. That's the other thing. Like, I'll be honest, if if I walked into a hotel room, and a video posted of the people that were in there before me, I probably would want to stay there, right? It's freaking weird. And I'm assuming it's the same way when there are people, you know, because you're like, you know, they smash in here.
Kevin Shook:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
You know? I don't know what weird shit they're into.
Kimi Gibbler:
But technically, people do more freaky shit at hotels than they do in their own Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
But I don't know those boys because she's stuck to my leg. Right. You don't wanna hit a wrong button, all of a sudden, the bed flops up in the air and this swing drops down from the ceiling and
Kimi Gibbler:
I mean, there's people you don't wanna go through their end tape or their side.
Kevin Shook:
They start spinning and curse.
Kimi Gibbler:
The tables next to their bed, you don't wanna find some of that shit.
AJ:
We don't
Speaker 4:
want any of that double d shit.
AJ:
Oh my goodness.
Kimi Gibbler:
It's weird. Your bed has, like, a real weird, you're well Only the
Kevin Shook:
last part. We charge extra.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, you know, it's it's really interesting because now I'm thinking about it as like when you do Airbnb, do you see the people that you're renting from?
Kevin Shook:
On the sometimes on the profile,
Dutch Daulton:
And that kinda weird? Yeah. Sometimes on profile,
Kevin Shook:
it has a picture of it.
Dutch Daulton:
Think about that. I mean, you're seeing those people's, you know, and they're gonna see you. And they're like, oh, yeah. They're gonna be sleeping in the morning. You're gonna
Kimi Gibbler:
be like, oh, we need to sign bedrooms.
Dutch Daulton:
So people are gonna be like, I'm gonna make soup out of their sheets. Good. Gross. It's the juices.
Kimi Gibbler:
The juices.
Dutch Daulton:
The juices I don't know. This one's a little weird for me. You know, I'm all about AJ mentions like the kids when we were chatting about it. My kids are older now, and But when we first got together, they were younger, and they would come in. And she always looked at the bedroom for her as our place.
And I can respect that. And and I started to wonder why in my mind, it was okay for my kids because her son's an adult. And my son's an adult. I don't know if it'd be weird. Honestly, now I think it'd be weird to have my son in there.
And then as I think about it, I'm like, my daughters hit puberty. She just does not need to be there. Yeah. And so it becomes different is the moment you start to look at your children not as little kids, You're like, no, man. I don't need you in my bed.
Like, I wouldn't have a buddy that'd been out drinking and be like, hey, man. If you wanna sleep next to me, it's cool. I mean, we're not touching, you know, but the but the, you know, back to back or something. Go ahead.
Speaker 4:
And that takes it to a whole another level that makes you think, well, I wouldn't want my, like, my son getting married. I would not want my son and future daughter-in-law sleeping in our bed, nor would
Kimi Gibbler:
I wanna sleep in their bed.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. It'd be weird. It'd be so weird.
Kevin Shook:
That's like especially people that have anxiety and shit. That's like your 1 spot you can just go to.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, that's to get away from everyone. Honestly, that's why I love the bathroom. It it's a locking door. I'm I'm serious. And I I think about it my whole life.
I'm like, I think the bathroom has always been my place for just like you can go in there and especially, I was a single dad for, like, 7 years. And so when they're there, it was like the only place I could go and
Kimi Gibbler:
Nobody wanted to bother you.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, that's true, man. I put up a stink. It's it's all part of my strategy.
Kimi Gibbler:
They're just knocking on the door to make sure that the smelled in is that you haven't died
AJ:
in there.
Dutch Daulton:
Right. Are you still
Kimi Gibbler:
conscious? Yay.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I think Most of the people that reacted to this on Reddit was very similar to what we all agreed, which is we are not This guy is not the asshole. No. No? Uh-oh. So I don't know.
It's kind of a weird 1. It's funny that the mother-in-law and honestly, you know, I almost wonder now if it's a competition between the mother-in-law, just wanting to make her get her way.
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't know. I think it's sometimes it's just there's different lifestyles of how you're raised. Like, I was super duper close with my mom to where, like, it wasn't uncommon for me to go and plop in bed with her at 15 years old after I came home and tell her about my evening.
Dutch Daulton:
No. And I understand that.
Kimi Gibbler:
You know what I mean?
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. But I'm saying that once you were married, if she came to visit your house, and she you were gonna be gone. She was house sitting because you have dogs. And she's like, can I sleep in your bed? You may be I don't care, mom, but if your husband's like, oh, that's weird.
Whose side are you taking?
Kimi Gibbler:
Well, you've gotta take your spouses.
Dutch Daulton:
I mean, it's their best. I know that. I know I'm asking you though, or would you be okay if she if you weren't married, And she asked to sleep in your bed. Would you be cool with it?
Kimi Gibbler:
I think it all just
Dutch Daulton:
You would be. Right?
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. I mean, it's just you've just gotta talk about the boundaries.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, and maybe that's another thing. I think
Kimi Gibbler:
that that's it is that once you get a spouse, you've got 2 different personalities, 2 different lifestyles, 2 different home lives, everything that you do have to set the boundaries.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah.
AJ:
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bound boundaries are important.
You gotta talk about him early though.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yes.
Dutch Daulton:
It's when you spring him on to somebody at, like, 5 years in, you're like, hey hey hey hey hey. I never we never agreed on this no threesome thing.
Kimi Gibbler:
Why they allowed to sleep in the bed. Right.
Dutch Daulton:
I wanted you to be a part of it. I guess we're just gonna have to find another. I don't know. Anyway, that's the am I the ass. I love these things.
These are phenomenal if you gotta take a dump at work and you got 10 minutes to kill. You know, I'm not kidding 15. And I mean, because it's either that or crush candies. You might as well find out if other people are assholes. There was another really good 1.
There's so many of these. I understand now why some of people do these just as podcasts. Yeah. Because you could just do like just little ones of these all day long.
Kimi Gibbler:
And I guarantee that there's other people that have different opinions.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, that's the whole point
Kimi Gibbler:
of this.
Dutch Daulton:
That's why we drink beer and talk about it on this show.
AJ:
That's right.
Dutch Daulton:
That's right. What's up, Josh? Alright, Gibler. Are you ready for the giblets.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, sure. Let's get those giblets pulled up here.
Dutch Daulton:
There we go. Time for the giblets. Alright.
Kimi Gibbler:
What? E. Where do we wanna start? How about this was weird 1? So Danny Devedo, everybody knows Danny Devedo.
He used to be a beautician. Really? Yeah. Can you make sure of, like, you'd have to have a stepmoment
AJ:
to do your hair
Kimi Gibbler:
for 1. I guarantee the conversation would be fantastic, but no. Oh my gosh. So he went to New York to learn makeup, but the lady he sought after to teach him only accepted students from the American Academy of Dramatic Arts. So, he enrolled for a semester, and that's how he got into acting.
Dutch Daulton:
Really? Yeah. That's crazy.
Kimi Gibbler:
Isn't that cool?
Dutch Daulton:
It is kinda funny because he's less than 5 foot tall.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right. That's what I said. He'd definitely have to, like you'd be, like, having your legs straight out on the floor for him to do your hair.
Dutch Daulton:
He does what is it Jersey Mike's commercials now? And you're like, man, these guys must be struggling to make money.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, They're terrible commercials too. Oh, do I smell
AJ:
philly steak?
Kimi Gibbler:
Don't look like
AJ:
I can
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man. Alright.
Kimi Gibbler:
Moving on. Alright. Moving on. Okay. So I've got 2 different things about burgers.
Dutch Daulton:
Alright.
Kimi Gibbler:
And they're both related with Burger King.
Dutch Daulton:
Okay.
Kimi Gibbler:
K? So the first 1 is Robert Downey Junior. He claims that Burger King saved his life from his drug addiction.
Dutch Daulton:
The actual king?
Kimi Gibbler:
No. Burger King.
Dutch Daulton:
He showed up.
Kimi Gibbler:
He showed up like, oh, shit.
Dutch Daulton:
He's like, knocked the needle out of my arm.
Kimi Gibbler:
So while at a stop at Burger King in 2003, his car had tons of fucking dope. This is what it was quoted as. And he ate a burger and he found it so disgusting that it made him rethink his life. He then threw all of his drugs into the ocean.
Dutch Daulton:
Can you imagine how you feel as Burger King that your food?
Kimi Gibbler:
It's so bad
Dutch Daulton:
that it made it guys it's like, oh, he questions everything about life. Right. Oh, I've never hated everything in life as bad as this burger, even these drugs.
Kimi Gibbler:
I know. And I'm feeling really sorry for the fish and that became ocean.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man. I bet you they were swimming like crazy. That's like that whole meth shark thing that come out with a whole movie for that 1.
Kimi Gibbler:
Wonder if it'll be better than cocaine beer. Burger King. Burger King.
Dutch Daulton:
You rule.
Kimi Gibbler:
In 2008, burger king released a meat scented cologne called flame. And in
AJ:
the
Kimi Gibbler:
summer, Some people didn't have to wear it.
Dutch Daulton:
You smell their meat?
Kimi Gibbler:
It automatically smells like a big old nasty burger with lots of cheese.
Dutch Daulton:
I will say, if you drive, past certain restaurants that have a grill in their establishment. Mhmm.
AJ:
I
Dutch Daulton:
go lie. It's like I'm like a cartoon just floating through the air. That's why I can never be vegan. I just love food like, that stuff too much.
AJ:
You
Kimi Gibbler:
know? Anytime you go by a steakhouse, it's really good.
Dutch Daulton:
Kobe Littin with Taco Bell made me dump something.
AJ:
Yeah. Or
Dutch Daulton:
Alright, Gilbert. You got another 1?
Kimi Gibbler:
0, I've got several. Alright. Let's do another 1. Okay. So the oldest Yomama joke was found on an ancient Babylonian tablet dating back to roughly 1500 BCE.
Sadly, we don't have the text of the whole joke, but archaeologists are sure it says something lewd about your mama.
Dutch Daulton:
Yep. They don't even know what it says.
Kimi Gibbler:
They don't even know exactly what it says, but like what they were able to detect that it was definitely like a Yo mama joke.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man, mama jokes.
Kimi Gibbler:
I thought that was fun.
Dutch Daulton:
Do you have a favorite, your mama joke?
Kimi Gibbler:
No. No. After after your mom passes, they're not as funny.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, that's the best time to tell them. 1 of my favorite is your mama's so fat. That when she gets in the bathtub, the toilet water rises. I didn't write it, but it's good.
Kimi Gibbler:
We were like, what? 12:13 saying the yo mama jokes.
Dutch Daulton:
Yo mama jokes? Alright.
Kimi Gibbler:
Okay. So this one's kind of interesting. Men will wait an average of 11 days. To hear back from a love interest before calling it quits. While women will only wait 7.
Dutch Daulton:
I'm surprised it's 7.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right? You know that they were probably texting the next day
Dutch Daulton:
or hour. Well, but did you
Kimi Gibbler:
You just just text boo.
Dutch Daulton:
Have you seen the movie
Kimi Gibbler:
Thanks for ghosting.
Dutch Daulton:
That's funny. Oh, what the hell is the name of the movie now? It's Swingers. It's not about sex. It's about the 19 twenties deal.
With Vince Fawn and Oh, wow.
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't know if I remember it.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, anyway, there was a part in the film where they're they're going out and they're meeting people. Debbie Burdett said 7 hours. Right? What the fuck's your problem, man?
Kimi Gibbler:
She's showing up at the door. Right?
Dutch Daulton:
So the whole thing was, did you When you were dating and it was someone new and they messaged you, did you have it like a standard, like, I wait 2 days before I respond or I immediately respond or
Kimi Gibbler:
You don't wanna seem too eager, but I didn't have, like, any set rules.
Dutch Daulton:
You didn't? No. So what I
Kimi Gibbler:
think well, probably, in my younger years. Yeah. But I'm too old to play games. So Right? Yeah.
It is. Because dating is it's just a big freaking game.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I
Kimi Gibbler:
mean, in the beginning, Well, especially like getting to know people. These days, it's so difficult.
Dutch Daulton:
You think so?
AJ:
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
You think it was easier back then?
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. I I because you actually had conversation. It wasn't just
Dutch Daulton:
Well, you should have a conversation. That's on you.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
I mean, you
Kimi Gibbler:
But, like, I don't know.
Dutch Daulton:
I think with social media and now people portray themselves 1 way, you know, typically on social media. Especially when they're single. Life is phenomenal. Single people have the most amazing they're always traveling. They wanna show you where they're traveling to.
And they're always meeting interesting people. And
Kimi Gibbler:
I'm showing pictures where they can cook, hoping that they need.
Dutch Daulton:
You know,
Kimi Gibbler:
it's somebody and, like, look how good a cook I am.
Dutch Daulton:
You know exactly what days they work out? You know, if they like to fish or not,
AJ:
Yeah. Well, that's true.
Dutch Daulton:
Kobe said they had text, then no. That's the thing, Kobe. You were like, I don't know if I should send a smoke signal yet. I got my pigeons trained. Right.
Oh, that's funny.
Kimi Gibbler:
Let me run. It's next year
Dutch Daulton:
coming out my single lifestyle. Buddy, we've all been there, man. That's what I I'm I'm only speaking from my own personal experience.
Kimi Gibbler:
I I put stuff out there too.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, being single sucks, man. But you know what? I I saw a meme 1 time that said, you know, There's a lot of single socks out there, and you don't hear them bitching about it. Alright, Gilbert. You got more?
Kimi Gibbler:
Let's see here. Alright. This 1 was kinda interesting. So Iceland ended its prohibition in the 19 thirties, But full strength beer, where it's over 2.25 percent alcohol,
AJ:
remained illegal until 03/01/1989.
Dutch Daulton:
19 89.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right. So March first is now celebrated annually as, which means, beer day.
Dutch Daulton:
So before that, they were all drinking Mikalobaltors and
Kimi Gibbler:
They were drinking, like, water mixed Mikalola bulges.
AJ:
Oh, that's
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't know.
Dutch Daulton:
There used to be 3 2 beers. Yeah. Like, there's like a lower grade,
Kimi Gibbler:
you know. So people could buy them at 18. Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
And you just drink more of them. I mean, honestly, it's the same concept. Yeah. You know? That's why people I just it's so funny to meet people when they badmouth people for drinking beer.
Like like coors light. But if I drink a bud light, whoa, shit. People lose their shit. Drink or drink.
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't care.
Dutch Daulton:
I love it. Alright. Let let's do 1 more, and then we've got a bunch of news stories too.
Kimi Gibbler:
Okay. We'll end on the old alcapone. So at his peak, mafia boss, Al Capone, was making an annual income of 1300000000.0 dollars in today's
Dutch Daulton:
That's crazy.
Kimi Gibbler:
But he spent roughly a third of it on bribes and muscle.
Dutch Daulton:
You'd have to. Right? Yeah. You gotta maintain your deal. Yep.
I mean, that's how he died of STDs too.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right? And that's Right. So maybe, like, 1 third of that was also a prostitute.
Dutch Daulton:
It was a bullet that took him down, but it had a remote with it.
Kimi Gibbler:
Lost the cord.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man. That's crazy. They talk the guy from Mexico, or was it Columbia?
Kimi Gibbler:
Pablo Escobar? Pablo Escobar?
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Like, how much money he had
Kimi Gibbler:
insane.
Dutch Daulton:
You know, people love drugs.
AJ:
I guess. What do you mean you guess?
Dutch Daulton:
That's all you ever read about on our social media pages around here. Alright, Gabby. Ready for some news.
Kimi Gibbler:
I'm ready for news.
Dutch Daulton:
Alright. We're gonna tell some funny stories tonight. We'd love to get your guys' feedback these. Alright. The first 1 comes to us from Texas.
A Texas high school student sent 6 of his peers to the hospital this week after deploying an intensely putrid fart spray. Fire officials announced Friday this was last week. The student fest up to the foul prank after fire officials and hazardous response team spent 3 days investigating reports of a smell of gas at Caney Creek High School located roughly 45 miles north of Houston. A The Caney Creek Fire and Rescue Squad said a student confessed to bringing in highly concentrated pray sting spray called Henschkopk. It's it's spelled HENGA or excuse me, HENSGAUKT.
And the reason I wanna make sure that I spell that is because I don't know how this isn't the best commercial in world for this shit. The fact that it for 3 days lingered in a it sent 6 kids to
Kimi Gibbler:
the hospital.
Dutch Daulton:
That's pretty impressive. Now, I've watched the guy fart in a van coming back from Myrtle Beach that made 2 people vomit.
Kimi Gibbler:
I was gonna
Dutch Daulton:
But no 1 had to go It wasn't me,
AJ:
by the way.
Dutch Daulton:
No. But yeah. So it sent 6 people. The odor was initially detected last Wednesday, prompting a swift evacuation of all students. First responders scoured the building with gas detection equipment but we're unable to locate any signs of leaks.
I'm sorry. I just keep thinking of my dad. I I told AJ, I'm like, that guy could clear a room with a fart. It wasn't AJ either. Oh, AJ was 1 of them that threw up.
Yeah. Yeah. Gibbler just soul coughed all down the side of the van, and we drove through multiple states, which just puke on it until we finally
Kimi Gibbler:
I found a a car wash.
Dutch Daulton:
In Kentucky, we drove through the south just covered in vomit. Anyway
Kimi Gibbler:
Male. And it wasn't just yeah. I mean, it was It was bad decisions too. The
Dutch Daulton:
that day, 6 students were hospitalized after suffering severe headaches from the smell, at least 8 others reported feeling ill ill, as rather. I couldn't even get that part out. The school was forced to shut down classes for the remainder of the week despite fire officials confirming the safety of the air quality in the building. This has gotta be some amazing shit.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's some potent shit. I thought, like, first when you were talking about it, I was like, oh, they did that where You know those air freshers that, like, you can set it to every 9 minutes. It's like, And they normally scare the shit out of you if you're not expecting it. Right.
AJ:
Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.
Right.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Yeah. I accidentally took Would you imagine
Kimi Gibbler:
somebody put fart spray in 1 of those.
Kevin Shook:
Oh, I'm
Dutch Daulton:
gonna tell you right now, I accidentally put 1 of those in front of a candle 1 time. Oh, like, it looked like a dragon It looked like a Christmas vacation when the tree catches fire from the other room.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
I am not shitting you. It was freaky. I felt like the biggest dumbass in the world too. Like, can you imagine if you were standing right in front of that?
Kimi Gibbler:
That's how you lost your eyebrows.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, speaking of which, you see the the blood guy that were doing the video with Blood and Vampire on June third?
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
He was doing a TikTok and caught his hair on fire.
Kimi Gibbler:
No. I didn't see it.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. It was a hot video. That's the favorite 1. That's my favorite. I'm gonna
AJ:
have to
Kimi Gibbler:
watch it now.
Dutch Daulton:
He was lighting a cigarette and pulled a Michael Jackson.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, my gosh. Was it a Pepsi mercy.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, man. I don't it was a anyway oh, I mean, back to this story. I'm sorry. I got so excited about this farting spray. The the teenager likely wasn't acting a low school administrators theorize How about this kid?
He's taking all the blame for it too. But they're assuming then that there was had to be more than 1 fart spray. I wanna know how many there were Right.
Kimi Gibbler:
To shut down a school.
Dutch Daulton:
And how big was it? I wanna know how big this school was.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, I thought you meant the spray.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I'm gonna buy 1 of these things for sure. And
Kimi Gibbler:
case you wanna get out of functions?
Dutch Daulton:
I don't know. I don't I I mean, we gotta do it outside because it shut down school for 3 days.
Kimi Gibbler:
And they had like a hazmat team in there. I wonder if they were all suited up.
Dutch Daulton:
Think about that here in Richmond, we burned 12000000 pounds of plastic. And it only shuts schools down for, like, 2 or 3 days. So this has gotta be some amazing fart spray.
Kimi Gibbler:
Man.
Dutch Daulton:
Alright. I read it for the next story.
Kimi Gibbler:
I'm ready.
Dutch Daulton:
Before we get into our masturbation discussion. So that's how we're gonna end the show this week. That is the cherry on top.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, I see what you did there.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. 14 year olds in Wisconsin could serve alcohol to seated customers in bars and restaurants under a bill that circulated for cosponsors Monday by a pair of Republican state lawmakers. Under the current law, only workers ages 18 above can serve liquor, excuse me, alcohol to customers in Wisconsin. The bill would broaden that workers aged 14 to 17. They could only serve to seated customers, not drink who are at the bar themselves.
So they could just carry a tray of shots over to a bunch of dudes
Kimi Gibbler:
Well, I think it just said beer. No.
Dutch Daulton:
No. Does
Kimi Gibbler:
it say liquor too?
Dutch Daulton:
It says alcohol. Okay.
AJ:
So
Dutch Daulton:
it doesn't specify.
Kimi Gibbler:
Because sometimes it's like they're able to carry beer but not liquor, but
Dutch Daulton:
Can you imagine a 14 year old like
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, in Wisconsin. My god. They were used to doing this. Going to the fridge for their dad since they were 3.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. But this is like I I mean
Kimi Gibbler:
But I I still feel like it would be weird.
Dutch Daulton:
Think about if it's a 14 year old girl. That's in a bar serving alcohol.
Kimi Gibbler:
I don't like it.
Dutch Daulton:
No. And I'm telling you right now, you older women Cugars, you get it.
Kimi Gibbler:
Why'd you look at me?
AJ:
Well, you know,
Dutch Daulton:
quacks like a duck. The current age limit on serving alcohol causes work faced excuse me, workforce issues due to an establishment's underage employees only being able to do part of the job the bill sponsor states. Basically, what this comes down to is they can't get enough people to serve.
AJ:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
And so they wanna lower the age.
Kimi Gibbler:
I was gonna say, you can't even serve burgers in Indiana 14. You have to be 15 to be able to do anything.
Dutch Daulton:
14 year old, slinging drinks. Can you I mean, you've been to some of the establishments I've been with Right.
AJ:
But you know
Dutch Daulton:
Can you imagine and I don't even know Can
Kimi Gibbler:
you imagine letting your daughter?
Dutch Daulton:
I don't think I could be comfortable in a bar that had kids working.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. I
Dutch Daulton:
like it. Weird? Uh-huh. You know? I don't I don't know.
And then there's so many I don't know. This feels like it is setting itself up.
Kimi Gibbler:
They would hear -- Absolutely.
Dutch Daulton:
--
Kimi Gibbler:
everything about everything.
Dutch Daulton:
I'm not even worried about that.
AJ:
I mean
Dutch Daulton:
-- --
Kimi Gibbler:
bar setting.
Dutch Daulton:
Kids are so you know, persuadable, I think, at a certain age. And I I don't mean they're stupid. You know? I'm not saying that.
AJ:
I mean,
Kimi Gibbler:
they kinda are.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I mean, honestly, they're just a few years from getting their ass wiped this point.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
Right? These are these kids are literally just a few years away from you being like, don't get in a kid a guy's van even if it says free WiFi on it. That guy really doesn't have a lost puppy. He needs help finding. Oh, now this was interesting to me too.
As I was reading through this, it says Where was it? Although no 1 under the age of 21 can legally drink alcohol, Miners of any age in Wisconsin can drink in bars and restaurants if they are with their parents. Now, I know in Ohio, it's legal for a kid to sit at the bar with a parent. Right. I don't think they're allowed to drink it though, but I can't imagine, like, you know, a 18 year old I don't know.
18, 18 year, an adult at that point. You can go to the death penalty and all that stuff and go to fight in the war. But 17 year olds sitting there with your dad having a beer. That's so weird to me.
Kimi Gibbler:
That would be weird.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. My my mother, Diana Doll says I wouldn't want any wouldn't want my granddaughters at at that age serving alcohol. I wouldn't want no. No. Just that whole thing just screams trouble.
Yeah. Alright. Speaking of not in trouble, something that's fun.
Kimi Gibbler:
Okay.
Dutch Daulton:
It is national masturbation month. Did you even know such a thing
Kimi Gibbler:
I did not.
Dutch Daulton:
No. Well, I mean
Kimi Gibbler:
I didn't know that you had to do just 1 month of it.
AJ:
Right. Even I
Dutch Daulton:
I haven't celebrated that. Every month for the last 30 years.
Kimi Gibbler:
30. You mean 35.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, you
Kimi Gibbler:
know, you know,
Dutch Daulton:
women do it mature faster than men. Did you I didn't know such a thing existed.
Kimi Gibbler:
No.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. I mean, So it came about and if I had if you had to guess 1 president that was the reason that this started,
Kimi Gibbler:
It had to have been a Kennedy.
Dutch Daulton:
No. It was a Clinton. Oh, well for It was Bill Clinton. It all started according to Carol Queen, a PhD at the good vibration staff, sexologists, and 1 of the originators of the national masturbation month concept in 19 95 when President Bill Clinton fired the Surgeon General Jocelyn Eldors for what the far right seemingly considered crimes against humanity. The elders opined about masturbation being addressed in sex education curricula.
She wanted to be able to talk about in sexual education about masturbation. And they said, they weren't having They think that is something that's part of human sexuality, and it's part of something that perhaps should be taught. But we've not even taught our children very basics. I don't know who teaches that though. Like, what I mean, I feel like there's certain things you can talk about, like, the concept of it.
But I don't think people in there would type like them. So this is how you flick the bean.
Kimi Gibbler:
Like, I'm sure that there's probably been some x's that you wish that they would have learned the proper technique though.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. And this is the god's honest truth that We are flirting dangerously.
Kimi Gibbler:
We're flirting dangerously. Yeah.
Dutch Daulton:
With with old school after 2 beers here. But I'm just gonna be straight up with women right now. Men have been doing this for years. We've got our technique down. It's never gonna be as good.
But I'm assuming men are the same way. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, what the hell are you doing down there? Are you trying to knead bread?
Have you ever had anybody who was really, really bad at it?
Kimi Gibbler:
We all have.
Dutch Daulton:
No. It's true.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's what I said. I'm sure there's probably been an x in there that you're, like, damn, I wish they would love to bet. Learn better technique.
Dutch Daulton:
Did you put a garden glove on before you started? That's wrapped in first. Man.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, shoot.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, if you are 1 of those individuals that loves a good pat down. I've got an opportunity for you to make money, self pleasuring yourself. I'm telling you the world will be a whole lot better place if people would just give into their desires.
Kimi Gibbler:
Elise some steam.
Dutch Daulton:
There you go. If it's steam, you are go too fast.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh my god.
AJ:
Oh.
Dutch Daulton:
0, that is too fat. Too too intense. Alright. The sexual wellness brand love honey. Well, that's a great name.
Kimi Gibbler:
Love honey.
AJ:
That's when
Dutch Daulton:
we started calling it. They're looking to pay 10 people a thousand dollars a year just to pleasure themselves and post reviews of their products online. You will also be sent 02:50 dollars worth of sex toys every month.
Kimi Gibbler:
Good night.
Dutch Daulton:
Right?
Kimi Gibbler:
Like, can you opt out of some? If that's not
AJ:
your gig. You mean,
Dutch Daulton:
you you
Kimi Gibbler:
That's not my gig.
Dutch Daulton:
That's an interesting question. Do you have to try them all.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's a nerf for me on
AJ:
that 1.
Dutch Daulton:
You're like, I don't know if that's a butt plug or parking cone. I don't want anything to do with that thing. It's a life size grimace.
Kimi Gibbler:
If this looks like it can hold your beer, no.
AJ:
The what?
Kimi Gibbler:
The big fist thing.
AJ:
000.
Dutch Daulton:
No. Oh, you're right. Looks like those vault gloves.
Kimi Gibbler:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
Man. I love it. Alright. These people will serve as members of our of their new organ that this is funny. They have a board.
Like, if you wanna be a board member, if you get the job, you're gonna be on their new orgasm advisory board. And they'll also receive 250 dollars worth of 6 toys every month In addition to the self love, members will also be expected to create content by sharing feedback on various products they're sent. I'm assuming this is just like -- Not -- talking about it.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah. Right? I'm guessing probably, like, maybe a blog.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Otherwise, I mean, this isn't only fans.
AJ:
Right.
Dutch Daulton:
Real. And maybe you could do that you could cross promote. Right?
Kimi Gibbler:
It's not a good idea.
Dutch Daulton:
Hey, I'm all about people.
Kimi Gibbler:
Link to Amazon are the ones that you really prefer. Make money that way too.
Dutch Daulton:
0 dollars isn't a ton, it says, but it's 83 dollars a month or about 20 bucks a week. Plus you get 250 dollar that's a lot of sex toys.
Kimi Gibbler:
It's more than what we're making with Patreon on. That's what happened.
Kevin Shook:
Let's change this business model
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, I'm gonna tell you right now, 1 of these people are gonna let their parents sleep in their bedroom. And they're gonna find They're gonna have
Speaker 4:
5000
Dutch Daulton:
dollars for the sex it's not what a thing. So I just try these out online for people.
Kimi Gibbler:
It's my side gig.
Dutch Daulton:
Hey, man. Have you seen inflation? Price eggs. You gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, shoot.
Dutch Daulton:
Well, there you go. And you thought you were just masturbating for fun. You're actually furthering the cause.
Kimi Gibbler:
For doing it. There you go. Good night.
Dutch Daulton:
I'm here about help people out. And if you make that kind of money, you can throw a little at us with the the old Patreon.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's right.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. There we go. Alright, Gibbler. It's been an interesting show. This is probably the most sober I've been.
We ran out of beer. Yeah. That we need Patreon's Oh, alright, again, thank you so much to our buddy, Kevin. He has this amazing place. And if you're looking to do these kinds of things, make sure you reach out to Kevin at global media enterprises, I believe in dot org.
AJ:
Yep.
Dutch Daulton:
And but he's on social media and everything as well. So thank you again to Kevin. Thank you again to the Patreon sponsors we have, including our brand new Patreon sponsor, Debbie burdett. It's finally good to have a woman that sponsors us again because It was just And
Kimi Gibbler:
she likes to have a couple beverages too.
AJ:
Yeah. Well,
Dutch Daulton:
it was like a sausage fest, though. It was just I mean, I don't care. I mean, they it's all because of you. You're it's the eye candy.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So anyway,
Dutch Daulton:
thank you to our Patreon sponsors. Also, I wanna make sure we mention 1 more time our event on June third coming up at the 09:11 tavern with Vampire and blood at the The 911. Yeah. We're gonna do I don't know what they do. I mean, they're fame.
They have 400000 followers.
Kimi Gibbler:
It's insane.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. I I can only promise you this and I don't even know who their fans are. But I can't tell you how excited I am for the people watching.
Kimi Gibbler:
Oh, it's gonna fine.
Dutch Daulton:
That's gonna be some high interest people watching.
AJ:
And you
Dutch Daulton:
should come down just to have a beer and people watch. As I get older, I love people watching.
Kimi Gibbler:
I do too.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, what
Kimi Gibbler:
I'm telling you that if you could have like an upper deck at Walmart where it was a bar and you could just sit there and watch people.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh. Walmart would be yours.
Kimi Gibbler:
Why wouldn't it?
Dutch Daulton:
There's that bargain center here in Richmond, where it's just people that basically wanna have an indoor garage sale all year long.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yeah?
Dutch Daulton:
I'm telling you, there's a baseball card in place in there, and I love baseball cards. But if you ever walk through there, it is interesting. It is absolutely interesting. They should have. You should have it like a
Kimi Gibbler:
Well, they have furniture, sit down on the couches, test them out.
Dutch Daulton:
I'm gonna tell you right now, I think it was called juice earlier by Kevin Shook. There is not a way in hell. I would buy any piece of furniture out of that building and nor would I sit on it. I'm telling you right now, if you turned on a black light in the furniture part of that place, It yeah. It would It
Kimi Gibbler:
would it looked like a glow in the dark room.
Dutch Daulton:
Oh, it would be gnat. There'd be feces. Anyway, gross. Oh, wow. A little odd.
No. Hello. Alright, Gibbler. You know, 1 last thing, it's it's the serious moment of the show, but is by far the most important thing we say at the end of every 1 of our shows. And that is, if you see someone out there that you think is struggling, they probably are.
Do me a favor and just reach out to them. Ask them how they're doing, how their day was, how their week is, just reach out.
Kimi Gibbler:
Yes. It's important.
Dutch Daulton:
It is because, you know, sometimes people are at the end of their rope and they don't think anyone cares and that 1 little message might be the 1 thing that bounces them back. It could be the trampoline that changes their life again.
Kimi Gibbler:
That's right.
Dutch Daulton:
Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't underestimate you know, even a smile on the street. Alright. Gebler, I guess without further ado, we will talk to them all next time.
Kimi Gibbler:
After 2 beers.